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               </description><link>http://hossangeles.tumblr.com/post/21919051377</link><guid>http://hossangeles.tumblr.com/post/21919051377</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><category>game of thrones</category><category>update</category><category>breast-feeding</category></item><item><title>I GIVE IN.</title><description>FINE I&amp;#8217;ll start watching Game of Thrones. Are you happy?!?</description><link>http://hossangeles.tumblr.com/post/21918984621</link><guid>http://hossangeles.tumblr.com/post/21918984621</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><category>game of thrones</category></item><item><title>An ode to cartoons.
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&lt;p&gt;aka my doodle to end all doodles.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hossangeles.tumblr.com/post/21051882895</link><guid>http://hossangeles.tumblr.com/post/21051882895</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2012 17:07:46 -0700</pubDate><category>doodles</category><category>cartoons</category></item><item><title>thank you for this, Gideon :)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m22im5DGXk1r6guego1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;thank you for this, Gideon :)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hossangeles.tumblr.com/post/20596943311</link><guid>http://hossangeles.tumblr.com/post/20596943311</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2012 10:15:41 -0700</pubDate><category>julianne moore</category><category>funny</category><category>celebrities</category><category>photos</category><category>punny</category></item><item><title>Appreciative gift from a client makes for a wonderful surprise...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m04shgQXTz1r6guego1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Appreciative gift from a client makes for a wonderful surprise on a dull day at the agency :)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hossangeles.tumblr.com/post/18469330154</link><guid>http://hossangeles.tumblr.com/post/18469330154</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Feb 2012 17:36:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>West Coast 'Ships</title><description>Los Angeles is a frustrating city when it comes to relationships, romantic or otherwise. The lack of...</description><link>http://hossangeles.tumblr.com/post/18209276537</link><guid>http://hossangeles.tumblr.com/post/18209276537</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2012 14:18:00 -0800</pubDate><category>los angeles</category><category>relationships</category><category>opinion</category><category>friendships</category><category>driving</category><category>traffic</category><category>love</category></item><item><title>Thanks again, Siri.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzv5poPW4b1r6guego1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Thanks again, Siri.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hossangeles.tumblr.com/post/18144503401</link><guid>http://hossangeles.tumblr.com/post/18144503401</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2012 12:46:36 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>What That REALLY Means Is...</title><description>Us = Women.  You = Men
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Us: &amp;#8220;Come over, I want to...</description><link>http://hossangeles.tumblr.com/post/17742953879</link><guid>http://hossangeles.tumblr.com/post/17742953879</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2012 17:57:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Kidney Stoned</title><description>I recently found this morphine-induced short essay I wrote a few years ago when I was trapped in...</description><link>http://hossangeles.tumblr.com/post/17665719416</link><guid>http://hossangeles.tumblr.com/post/17665719416</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 11:05:00 -0800</pubDate><category>kidney stones</category><category>morphine</category><category>pain killers</category><category>essay</category><category>story</category><category>aspen</category><category>vacation</category><category>purell dispenser</category><category>non-fiction</category><category>hostpial</category></item><item><title>Tales From A Country Club Bartender</title><description>Haiku from Behind the Bar: June 24, 2009
 

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If you try to tell me you&amp;#8217;ve never been attracted to an animated...</description><link>http://hossangeles.tumblr.com/post/16927863656</link><guid>http://hossangeles.tumblr.com/post/16927863656</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 10:30:00 -0800</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
